565mae10:

565mae10:

GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?

VELMA IS 15.

FRED IS 16.

DAPHNE IS 16.

SHAGGY IS 17.

SCOOBY IS 7.

WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.

EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.

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timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

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ladyrowlings:

This is a PSA to ANY of my followers.

TAG ME IN STUFF.

YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME.

SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG.

MAKES MY DAY.

LIKE SERIOUSLY.

YOU THOUGHT OF ME. 

YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST.

YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING.

BLESS YOUR SWEET SOUL.

BLESS.

YOUR.

SOUL.

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Don’t fall in love wit me… I’m fake… And a hoe

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captainscarletts:

sidrothmans:

someone write a superhero story where the lady in the ensemble gets fed up for not getting the respect she deserves so she becomes the villain and manages to beat up all her teammates and rules the world

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

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castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

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